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I hate tacos!
Said no Juan ever.
I don't like tacos
Said no Juan ever.
A Mexican, American and Japanese man are standing on the top of the world's tallest building...
They are told to throw off something their country has a lot of.
The Japanese man goes first: he throws off sushi.
The Mexican then proceeds to throw off tacos.
And then the American pushes the Mexican off.
Three men are on a boat back to North America...
A Mexican, an American, and a Canadian are all heading back to their home countries after going on a vacation in Europe. Suddenly the boat starts to sink. The Canadian says, "The boat is too heavy, we need to get rid of some stuff." The Mexican says, "We already have too many of these in Mexico!" and he throws the tacos out of the boat. The Canadian says, "We already have too many of these in Canada!" and he throws all the maple syrup off the boat. The American says, "We already have too many of these in America!" and he throws the Mexican off the boat.
*apoligies for racism, I am not a racist person*
My local Greek restaurant just started serving tacos and burritos....
I tried it earlier today and it turns out it's plain old Greecey Mexican food.
An American, an Irishman and a Mexican walk into a... boat
The boat's sinking. They need to get rid of some things. The Irishman says, "I'll throw my beer into the ocean... We got plenty of that in Ireland!" The Mexican says, "I'll throw out my tacos. We got plenty of those in Mexico." The American says' "I'll throw out the Mexican, we got plenty of those in America!"
What is Chipotle most known for?
- A. Steak Bowls
- B. Delicious Tacos
- C. Chips
- D. Burritos
- E. Coli
I love Taco Bell so much that I even enjoy being *asked* what style of tacos I want...
I get hard every time.
What do Spanish Canadians put on their tacos?
Pork, eh?
These Mexican cannibals accidentally...
These Mexican cannibals accidentally kill a priest for their meal. One of the guys asks the cook "ay, what's for dinner?"
The cook says "tacos al pastor"
What do you call a Mexican that struggles to make tacos?
A mexicant
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To teach kids about democracy, I let them vote on dinner.
They picked pizza. Then I made tacos because they don't live in a swing state.
People in sleeping bags...
Are the soft tacos of the bear world.
A new restaurant that doesn't offer food to illegal immigrants.
Tacos for Mexicans too
How do tacos fair in a war?
They tend to be shells of their former selves
To teach my kids about the election I let them vote for dinner.
They voted for pizza so I made tacos to teach them their vote doesn't matter anyway.
My nephew complained about hair in his food.
I told him that in my day that is how all fish tacos were served.
I wanted to teach my kids about American democracy, so I let them choose what food to have dinner.
They chose pizza, but I gave them tacos since they didn't live in a swing state.
I think Taco Tuesday sets a bad example for children.
They need to grow up knowing that they can eat tacos every day of the week.
I got a strange note in my bag at the Taco Bell drive-thru last night...
The lady seemed very frazzled and the note said "help there are two armed men inside."
I drove off laughing, thinking "well yeah it would take forever to make tacos with one arm"
Getting some tacos from the drive thru $12... gas to pick it up... $5.00
Getting home and realizing they have forgotten the hot sauce...
Spiceless
There are 3 people on a roof.
They are Asian, American, and Mexican. They each throw off one thing they have the most of. The Asian throws noodles, Mexicans throw off tacos, and the American throws off the Mexican.
Do you know who likes tacos?
Every Juan
To teach kids about democracy, I let them vote on dinner: pizza or tacos .
They picked pizza.
So I made steamed broccoli because that's what we get after we are done voting.
Thank God I don't have to hunt for my food.
I don't even know where tacos live.
If you don't like tacos...
then i'm nacho type.
Why doesn't Jesus eat sushi?
Because tacos are more popular in Mexico.
You know what's corny and cheesy?
Tacos.
My idiot friend keeps saying, Every time I go to Taco Bell, I get diarrhea.
I said, Try ordering Tacos instead, moron.
I made some fish tacos tonight.
But they ignored the tacos and just swam away.
Happy cake day to me!
What does Pac-Man put on his tacos
Guacauacauacauacauacauacamole
I made some fish tacos last night...
They just swam away and ignored them.
I made some fish tacos
but they just ignored them and swam away.
My kids were asking me how democracy works, so I let them vote on dinner as a teaching exercise.They picked pizza..
.. but I made tacos, because they don't live in a swing state.
It was a bad idea doing tacos the night before the big meeting. Everyone looked shocked when I accidentally farted loudly.
I looked back at them, just as shocked. After a moment, I broke the awkward silence, and said,
"Did you hear that asshole talking shit behind my back?"
It's very important to not leave out the word "each." For example, when the price of 4 tacos is $2 vs $2 each, or
When you tell people that you and your sister each have a child
I'm opening a floating restaurant on a houseboat where we sell ice cream tacos, and our mascot is a gorilla dressed like an ancient Mongolian warrior.
I call it "Attila Gorilla's Vanilla Tortilla Flotilla"
Last night I made fish tacos
They looked at them and just swam away.
My kids won't eat their tacos for dinner, so I had to throw them out.
Then I ate their tacos.
A Knock knock joke as told by my 4year old
Him: Knock knock!
Me: Who's there?
Him trying not to laugh at his own joke:Tacos!
Me: Tacos who?
Him with glee: No silly tacos don't go who they go crunch crunch!
The Kid's going places I tell ya.
I made some fish tacos today
They must not be hungry because they just swam away.
I made fish tacos today
But they ignored them and swam away…
Last night I made some fish tacos.
Turns out they don't like Mexican food.
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